Sometimes...

I do really dumb stuff.

Example:

As I was putting paper on the wall at work, I used my cubbies to get high enough to reach.  I was really excited about how fast I was working as I walked across the top of the cubbies.  This caused me to forget that at some point the cubbies would end.  Oh boy, did the cubbies ever end.  I stepped right off the end, full force, and right into the corner of the metal heater.  After my thigh collided with the heater, I tumbled to the floor.  I know, bless my heart.

This doesn't do the bruise justice.  At all.

It's about the size of my hand and much more colorful than it appears.

And the worst part...

You betcha that I was ticked.